This last one is what you get when you buy the cheapest preg test there is! This is something like how the conversation went:
Jordan: "Look at the test, are you pregnant?"
Me: "Yay! We're pregnant.... right?" (hands test over to husband)
Jordan: "Well, there's a faint little line.... what's the directions say?"
Me: (fishes through the garbage to get directions then tries to explain) "I've gotta be, right? I'm tired and cranky..." (along with other non-mentionable things!)
So yeah, we're pretty sure we're pregnant!!